The Misadventures of Ellen the Hyperbole

If you have clicked on this story then know, you're in for an adventure. Wait, you're in for a misadventure.
My life has been a series of ups and downs, wrong turns and right turns, huge mountains that I had to climb and small speed bumps I only had to jump over. But, you know what? In the grand scheme of life it doesn't matter if you've climbed over Mount freaking Everest, because where you are know determines who you are.

p.s Most of the events and details in this book are in fact true and from my memories and experiences