Ang Inosenteng Tanga
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Last published Fri, Jan 24, 2014
Si Kitchni ay isang babaeng hindi mo aakalaing tao pala, pinanganak na walang common sense, matatangay ka pa sa lakas ng hangin niya, at nasobrahan ng ka-inosentehan na minsan ang sarap ng pukpukin sa ulo. I
sang araw, pinatransfer siya sa Phoenix University nagba-baka sakaling maybad-influence sa school niya, at dito magsisimula ang kagimbal gimbal niyang journey. Magsisimula ito pagnakilala niya si Clyde Daire Navarro ang lalaking bipolar at maymysterious effect pangnalalaman sa sarili. Natapunan siya ng mogu-mogu ni Kitchni ayan tuloy naging dakilang alipin, pero huwag kayo! Hindi napilitan si Kitch! Pumayag siya dahil 'di niya alam meaning at sa pag-aakalang charity work 'yun! Shunga lang eh noh?
Basta ganun nalang ang mangyayare. Partners in crime sila kaya ayan pati pulis hinahabol sila.. Tsk tsk tsk..
"Bakit ang tanga mo?!" Sigaw ni master. Hinawakan ko ang balikat niya at yinugyog.
"Siyempre san pa? Edi mana sa'yo!"
"Gag* huwag mo akong isama sa katangahan mo! Manahimik ka nga baka marinig tayo!" Aniya.
"Nang ano? Ipis?"
"Shh!" Nakarinig ako ng malakas na kalampag.
"Ah! Malaking Ipis?"
"Isa pa talaga at makakatikim ka na!" Biglang maysumigaw.
"Ah! Isang nagsasalitang malaking ipis!"
Sa tingin niyo hanggang dyan nalang ba ang relationship nila? My next level ba? Maymabubuo ba? Maymahuhulog? Ano sa tingin niyo?
Will the this girl fall for the Bad Boy? Or is it the other way around?
Hay bahala na sa ipis sinabi ni Kitch.
Biglang maysumipa sa pintuan sa kabilang kwarto. "Ah! Alam ko na! Isang malaking Gangster na nagsasalitang ipis! Tama ba?! Talino ko talaga!"
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