I think I can, but I don't want to.

'What is even happening in your life! It is a mess! Call yourself an adult??' Harsh but true words one spoke to me by my Mother. I am a 'difficult one' who needs a 'serious attitude adjustment' or whatever. You can read about my life to make you feel a hell of a lot better about yours if you want. Not promising it will interest you because all I ever really do is eat and go on Twitter.
My life is a bit of a mess, but you never know what may be just around the corner...