Homestuck X Reader

This is a story of just how I would react to Homestuck in my life. Basically I will eventually date all of the main trolls and some of the others. I DON'T FRICKEN CARE IF IT TURNS OUT GAY!!!! I'm bai in real life so...SUCK IT!! Thank you!
P.S: THIS IS HOMESTUCK THERE IS CUSING!!!
Edit: I changed the title from the quirk cause I am afraid it doesn't pop up when you search Homestuck so I can get more views I changed it to regular text. For the new comers the old title was: )(0m3stuck X R34d3r