The Hobbit and Black Veil Brides- Crack fic!
LovelessShadowTheia
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  • Reads 271
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  • Parts 4
  • Time 13m
LovelessShadowTheia
Ongoing, First published Jun 02, 2013
Mature
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There was a loud moan and it didn't sound like Amber or Ashley.....
	Thorin snapped back to reality and ran for the bedroom door. He pounded and pounded screaming, “Let my nephews out!”, but the door wasn't going anywhere. He stopped and there was laughing coming from the room.
	“What now your MAJESTY? Can't bweak down a wittle door?” Amber mimicked a little girl voice. Thorin huffed and pulled out his sword. He started hacking at the door and shards of wood went flying. The door gave way and Thorin rushed in. There was a scream, one being Amber's and one being... one of the poor young souls, and Thorin yelling at Kili to get off of “that prostitute”. 
	“Wait, where's Fili?” Thorin implied. Silence. 'Oh, shit'.. Andy got up and ran to the bedroom out of curiosity. When he glanced in he stomped his foot.
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