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The Mooning (Humorous)

LECTURES 231
Votes 21
Chapitres 13
Durée 5h 42m

LECTURES 231
Votes 21
Chapitres 13
Durée 5h 42m

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If you're looking for an angst filled, hot and steamy, cliché filled, epic paranormal romance featuring star-crossed werewolf lovers..... then this story is not what you're looking for! If you however are dog tired of reading through a sea of poorly written cliche trashy werewolf romance novels and just want something new and different, then you may find a real treat here! Darkly hilarious and delivering on the thrills, The Mooning is sure to offer readers a "howling good time"!

When Rae Blanca is caught up in a strange turn of events, he is slowly dragged into a dreadful world of bloodshed and overly complex paranormal machinations. With moon howling horrors at every turn, he must use his wits and sarcasm to survive yet another cliche supernatural-filled night. Nothing is ever what it seems, and sometimes you just have to wonder why on Earth werewolves waste so much bloody time doing stupid werewolf stuff instead of tackling the problem directly! So grab a clove of wolfsbane, get your silverware ready, and prepare yourselves for the hilarious horror that is.... THE MOONING!  

The story will be updated weekly in a serial format, and reader feed back is VERY encouraged! Feel more then free to comment what you think after every chapter, I absolutely love reader feedback so I can know whether or not I'm on the right track with my writing.

Enjoy!Tous Droits Réservés

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Past Memories

"Don't speak of Bradley Isaac the Great." I pulled a disgusted face, "You named it ?" "The initials spell B.I.G." "REALLY! Like I wanted to know that?!" ------ Rae and Mason. Two werewolves; one Alpha, one tomboy. Cliché right? Wrong. With memory loss because of a dark being in the past and because of what's running through their veins, Mason and Rae are quick to lose their friendship and soon hate each other. Rae wants to know the past, Mason wants to fix his mistake. And with the dark being arising again to take his revenge, can Rae remember before it's too late? ------ Copyright to ThatTeenageMess