Her Bodyguard

''Why did dad hired you ba? You're scary looking and you look like you'll kidnap me or something. What will my friends tell me when they see me kasama ka? My gosh! They might call the police kasi they will think that you're after my life. Dad should have hired a gwapo bodyguard.'' -Shana Maria San Jose.

''Mawalang galang na po ma'am. Sa pagkakaalam ko po kasi, bodyguard po ang hinahanap ng tatay nyo at hindi po boypren.'' -Lindon Martinez.