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Doodling

Reads 444
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Parts 3
Time 21 minutes

Reads 444
Votes 6
Parts 3
Time 21 minutes

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Semi-finalist in the 2011 Goodreads Choice Awards - Humor category

Neville Lansdowne fell off the world.

Actually, he did not so much fall off as let go. The world had been moving so quickly lately and Neville was finding it almost impossible to keep up.

Doodling is an engaging comic fantasy which relates the events that befall Neville after he finds himself abandoned by the world and adrift in the middle of an asteroid field. Douglas Adams meets Lewis Carroll (with just a touch of Gulliver's Travels) as Neville wanders through his new home, meeting a variety of eccentric characters and experiencing some most unexpected adventures.All Rights Reserved

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