the idiot thief
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Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Tue, Jan 19, 2016
"i need money"-thief
"only our boss has the code and he's gone on a holiday"-bank worker
"then please call when his back" the thief said as he put down his phone number
the bank worker face palmed
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