This book is for all you nosy people out there who fancy a peek into the weird, twisted mind of a guy like me. Within these pages you'll find a lot of stuff about me that you will probably never need to know. But you might have a few laughs at my failures along the way I will be addressing people by name, but only by their first for privacy reasons blah de blah de blah. If you know me, please don't take it personally if you read this book to find out that I hate you. If you don't find it interesting, then it's your problem, not mine.