sarcastic girl - hood

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MatureComplete Tue, Jul 5, 201653m

5sos ashtonirwin calumhood lukehemmings michaelclifford

"im sorry, i dont speak english, i speak sarcasm" sarcastic girl meets sarcastic boy. book 1 in the sarcasm series (sarcasm series discontinued) barely any apostrophes and lower case intended.

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"if that's your way of picking up girls, I'm sorry to break it to you my friend but you're not doing very well." in which a boy tried with pick up lines but she didn't try at all. sequel: colours (its on my profile)

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