Napalm and Silly Putty By: George Carlin
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If you don't like racist people, this book isn't for you. Some of it I don't understand. Just a few things I think are funny. Also there is a lot of the F-Bomb. A LOT. If you want to read, fine by me, just be prepared. :) Feel free to leave comments.
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