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It's Never A Good Idea To Kidnap A Kidnapper... (1D Story)

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Ok we're done,

 You know what? I'm breaking up with you. It's not me it's you. I have suffered through many instances where you weren't there for me. Instead actually you were just sitting there insulting me and making me make a fool of myself. We're done. Too long have I put up with you, and I will put up with you no longer. I start grinning because for once I sound smart. So smart that i would've sent Einstein crying to his mommy.

'You know if I had a face I would be face palming.' 

No you wouldn't BECAUSE I JUST OWENED YOU.

'YOU CANNOT BREAK UP WITH YOUR BRAIN, YOU NIGIT, ugh I honestly thought that you were smarter than that, I know you aren't THAT smart at all, but this, this is a whole new level of stupid. Trust me, if that was possible I would've been loooonngg gone. And you would be left brainless. While I would've been finding a smarter human.'

My bottom lip starts wobbling.

"Bray" I start wailing.

"My stupid brain's being mean again." I blubber. 

"Oh Liz." He sighs. I glare at him.

 "Come here baby." He says opening his arms.





Ok Liz Blackwood is a little....... Ahem. Well being nice she is basically bat-shit crazy, but the thing is, she is one of the most notorious kidnappers of all time.
And yes kidnapping is a job, maybe slightly illegal, but still a job.
What happens when Elizabeth and her best friend Bryan are forced to go to London and somehow end up at some weird, horrible, pop concert boy-band thingy, that Liz has never heard of before and she is glad she hasn't. They are terrible. Third Dimension? Or was it Two Complextion?
Whatever, what happens when Liam Payne has some infatuation with her and kidnaps her and Bryan.


Ohhhhh he will learn that it's never a good idea to kidnap a kidnapper.All Rights Reserved

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