I'm Sorry!!
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Samantha is a small town girl. But....she may be accident prone. Come join her in this wild ride.
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"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU BIG FAT MOMMA LLAMA!" Yelled Sam.
"NEVAH! I WILL WIN THE GOLD!" Yelled Xander.
"What gold? We're playing fo-AHHHH!"
" Ha! Take that!" Xander said while standing up off Sam.
As he started doing weird dance moves she jumped on his back while pulling his hair. "Don't ever do that agian or I will take my tampon out and shove it up your nose while you sleep!"
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