What the fuck is a he-witch?
Is it enough to say it's the guy who's on his way to buy back the family tentacle? Yes, I said family tentacle.
This fantasy series takes genre fantasy for a humorous turn as it answers the question "What does it mean to be a he-witch?" Bromigula, the quintessential specimen, tries hard to become the wise, precise, capable magic user who will make his father proud. For the first time Bromigula will journey outside his homeland of Tozmin into the wider world of Durne. First he has to prepare by establishing a home to return to, meaning a home away from Mom and Dad witch. After all, you can't travel on a quest without a home to come back to, can you?
He will face sparkling dwarves, lascivious wolves, and trolls who say "umph" in the night.
Noor, a dancer in the Royal Court of the Al-Yauzhan Empire wants nothing more than to pay off her debts and lead a nice, simple life-but a chance encounter with the crown prince and his brother brings her into the dangerous world of court politics. As Noor and the princes investigate their uncle and cousin's possible treason, she grows closer to the crown prince, but in order to save the kingdom and the person she loves, Noor will have to risk everything...
A romantic adventure set in an imagined Arabic kingdom, THE DANCING GIRL is a story of court intrigues, romantic entanglements, and secret meetings as Noor and her best friend Amir try to help the princes they're falling for expose corrupt court officials with plans to seize the throne. Noor and Amir are close to having everything they've ever dreamed of...now all they need to do is survive.