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Bromigula the He Witch

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What the fuck is a he-witch?

Is it enough to say it's the guy who's on his way to buy back the family tentacle? Yes, I said family tentacle.

This fantasy series takes genre fantasy for a humorous turn as it answers the question "What does it mean to be a he-witch?" Bromigula, the quintessential specimen, tries hard to become the wise, precise, capable magic user who will make his father proud. For the first time Bromigula will journey outside his homeland of Tozmin into the wider world of Durne. First he has to prepare by establishing a home to return to, meaning a home away from Mom and Dad witch. After all, you can't travel on a quest without a home to come back to, can you?

He will face sparkling dwarves, lascivious wolves, and trolls who say "umph" in the night.All Rights Reserved

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