The Dank Bible
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Last published Mon, Jan 9, 2017
I will talk about...
-mainly how complete and udderly fucking retarded my lousy excuse for a school that I get in trouble for basically fucking breathing
-more school raging
-ma life
-my every day struggle
And much more exciting content!
And remember...
...keep calm and leviosaaaaaaa
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