When Life Gives You Lemons, Crush Them.
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Last published Thu, Jan 21, 2016
Crush those Lemons and watch them burn.
Tip: try to do an evil cackle... it helps.
Many wonder about the purpose of life. I wonder about how my hair will look tomorow. Little things, I know.
Come along and jump on my flying carpet, if you would like to discover something about life. Maybe you won't relate. But really, whats the harm?
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