how tre cool got his missing nut back: Fuck Time
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Last published Thu, Jan 21, 2016
tree cool travels to hell to retrieve his missing testicle he lost tragically in a unicycle accident from Satan himself: brendon Shitstain urie
this beautiful piece of literary artistry was composed by my dear friend Kameko send all anon hate to her
warnings: gayness, blowjobs hehehehhe, missing testicles, unicycles, satan, brendon urie
neither kameko or i own green day (sadly)
neither kameko or i own brendon urie (thank god)
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