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The Life and Times of Harold

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I HEARD THE CRIES OF AGONY WHEN THE FIRST HAROLD WAS KILLED...
HOWEVER, HAROLD HAS BEEN REINCARNATED INTO...HAROLD.

Now we are back again with the man who is definitely more interesting than that beer guy.
Harold finds life to be difficult, despite being reincarnated.
Yet again, he is stuck with a nagging wife, a fetus collection, 92 kids, a butler named Pablo, and a love life that's more complicated than Hitler's uterus.
Speaking of Hitler, did I mention he is still in love with him?
However, what will happen when he meets the irresistably charismatic Eugene Hutz?All Rights Reserved

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