Born In Hell

"I can't believe I'm making a deal with the devil," he said chuckling.

"Well I'm only his daughter."

"And you're just as bad."

I smirked at him as he held his hand out, for me to take. "Am I really?"
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Oh hey there, didn't see you. Come on step right into my description. Well isn't this a pleasant surprise. Well have a seat, kick up your feet and grab some loco hot coco, because shit is about to go down. No no, not in the dms, but here on earth. Father let me out to play and boy am I ever. Ah I miss the screams in hell already. But you know what I'm not missing is being kept from my toys. Earth is where all the fun happens. So why would I stay in hell all the time. The thing is though, I really hate for everyone to be all on my ass like Kimmy Cakes, so this is a story all about how my life got fucked all the way around. I'd like to take a minute- just sit right there. I'll tell all about the story of life not in hell.

P.S. This isn't your typical story of your average girl, so don't go mistaken me for no basic bitch or Kali.

Oh you know what since you've just now crossed the dark side. Yeah it's official now, you've already read up to this point, which means you just crossed over. But anywho lets just SPOIL the whole thing. I get the boy lol jk he dies in the end. I mean don't we all. There's only life and death in this world. I mean there's also that awkward moment inbetween. And-... Seriously why are you still reading just look at 1 and see how it goes. I mean this is the story of how my life got fucked all the way around after all.