Zodiac signs & horoscopes I

Ever wished that there was (yet another) book about Zodiac signs? Well your prayers have been answered! (I think...) Anyways, this book has a few swearwords so don't type in the comments, "OMG! Swearing is a bad influence! Never say the f-word ever again!". Well fuck that. Cuz I'm going to do this MY way. *Tries to do a sassy hair flip* *fails*

THIS BOOK IS NOT IN ANYWAY MEANT TO BE OFFENSIVE. ITS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY AND IF YOU DO HAPPEN TO FIND IT OFFENSIVE, JUST STOP READING AND DONT HATE COMMENT.

Btw most of this is from a terrible place known as...TUMBLR

hope ya all enjoy!