Bandage it in Paper (Bleach OC-Centric Fanfic)
Lyn never expected her life to end to a crazed woman bashing her skull in, and with a hardcover copy of Bleach, no less. So when she wakes up in the very manga used to splatter her brains on the sidewalk, she's not sure if it's lucky or a cruel joke. Regardless, she's content to live a quiet afterlife far, far away from the epicentre of disaster that is Seireitei.
But when Lyn is forced out of the Rukongai and into the Shinigami academy, canon characters start sticking to her like glue, and geniuses that pose more threats than she has brain cells take an interest in her unnatural soul - she doesn't think she's going to last very long.
"I want a refund on this shitty isekai - or at least just let me be a paper pusher Shinigami, dammit!"
OR
Get killed, get book trauma, baffle society with 21st-century flavoured stupidity, create and be oblivious to many misunderstandings, torment a triceratops, survive, profit???
