Aster & Jade
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  • Reads 89
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  • Time <5 mins
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Ongoing, First published Jan 23, 2016
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"Yale, I fucking despise you, you know that?"

"Yale?"

"Motherfucker are you ignoring me?"

"I don't think Barnes & Noble sell those books, anything else that you'd like?"

"..."

"You do know that you've just called Barnes & Noble instead of this Yale person, right?"

"Um...no comprendo?"

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In which Jade calls Barnes & Noble, proceeding to fuck up Aster's day.
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