Aster & Jade
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Last published Wed, Oct 19, 2016
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"Yale, I fucking despise you, you know that?"
"Yale?"
"Motherfucker are you ignoring me?"
"I don't think Barnes & Noble sell those books, anything else that you'd like?"
"..."
"You do know that you've just called Barnes & Noble instead of this Yale person, right?"
"Um...no comprendo?"
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In which Jade calls Barnes & Noble, proceeding to fuck up Aster's day.
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