Aster & Jade

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Votes 11
Parts 7
Time <5 mins

Reads 88
Votes 11
Parts 7
Time <5 mins

#FreeYourBody
    
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    "Yale, I fucking despise you, you know that?"
    
    "Yale?"
    
    "Motherfucker are you ignoring me?"
    
    "I don't think Barnes & Noble sell those books, anything else that you'd like?"
    
    "..."
    
    "You do know that you've just called Barnes & Noble instead of this Yale person, right?"
    
    "Um...no comprendo?"
    
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    In which Jade calls Barnes & Noble, proceeding to fuck up Aster's day.All Rights Reserved

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#FreeYourBody
    
    +
    
    "Yale, I fucking despise you, you know that?"
    
    "Yale?"
    
    "Motherfucker are you ignoring me?"
    
    "I don't think Barnes & Noble sell those books, anything else that you'd like?"
    
    "..."
    
    "You do know that you've just called Barnes & Noble instead of this Yale person, right?"
    
    "Um...no comprendo?"
    
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    In which Jade calls Barnes & Noble, proceeding to fuck up Aster's day.

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