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Aster & Jade

LECTURES 91
Votes 11
Chapitres 7
Durée <5 mins

LECTURES 91
Votes 11
Chapitres 7
Durée <5 mins

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"Yale, I fucking despise you, you know that?"

"Yale?"

"Motherfucker are you ignoring me?"

"I don't think Barnes & Noble sell those books, anything else that you'd like?"

"..."

"You do know that you've just called Barnes & Noble instead of this Yale person, right?"

"Um...no comprendo?"

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In which Jade calls Barnes & Noble, proceeding to fuck up Aster's day.Tous Droits Réservés

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