The Kol Mikaelson Fanfiction Rant Book

This is just a small rant book about a couple of annoying things that I have noticed continuously crop up in the internets relatively small range of Kol Mikaelson Fanfictions.
I regularly swear in this so beware, ye hath been forewarned.
When I talk about Kol, I mean Kol when he was played by Nathaniel Buzolic because he's my favourite. Who doesn't love a hot psycho?