The Kol Mikaelson Fanfiction Rant Book
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This is just a small rant book about a couple of annoying things that I have noticed continuously crop up in the internets relatively small range of Kol Mikaelson Fanfictions.
I regularly swear in this so beware, ye hath been forewarned.
When I talk about Kol, I mean Kol when he was played by Nathaniel Buzolic because he's my favourite. Who doesn't love a hot psycho?
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His hot breath against my skin made me snap out of my thoughts, especially when he placed both hands on my cheeks and rested his forehead against mine. I was so used to him doing this by now, that I wasn't even surprised anymore. Just... weirdly happy. "You're way too dangerous, Davina Claire," he slightly shook his head, "More than I had imagined. I guess, if you think you're that strong and able to handle the grenade I am as you claimed, perhaps we could be a good, if not a perfect, match." ××× Kol Mikealson was never weak, no. He never had to worry about emotions or "feeling". The Original ceased doing that a long time ago, ever since he met- ... Well it doesn't matter now, does it? The past was now a distant memory. That was, until he met Davina Claire. That little witch who stormed in his life and changed his theories. Who would have thought that in one night, he would meet that one person who would make him feel again? Who could have ever thought that a single witch could be the downfall of Kol Mikealson? Because he had to admit it, he could have never imagined it, even in his wildest dreams. *WARNING* I suggest you read until the edited parts, only because I've changed some scenes and the flow of the story, so it won't make much sense if you read the unedited ones. I'm slowly editing the chapters, so please be patient. Regardless, enjoy reading! ❤Complete
The Original Twin
***ATTENTION: KOL is portrayed by Daniel Sharman and not Nate Buzolic. *** The thing about history is that it isn't 100 % correct. Sometimes history gets it wrong. But what if I told you that the story started before Henrik got attacked? There was a girl. A girl told to run faster than the wind to protect her family. And she'd do just about anything to accomplish that. Ran until she found Esther Mikaelson and learned everything about being a witch while maintaining her secret. Meet Maddelena. The original Twin. This is a story about a love that spanned centuries. Kol and Mads loved like their souls were on fire. But one day came and changed it all. Her secret would be blown and the travellers would be hot on her trail. Mads learned that she was pregnant with multiples. A choice was to be made. She didn't tell Kol - she ran all the way to Esther. "He's sentenced me to death. They will find me and kill me. And if that doesn't kill me, this pregnancy will. Esther I don't want to die. If I die... the gemini coven dies with me. I need help. Kol can't find out about the pregnancy. Esther, I know what I'm asking you." "He will not know, my child. But dark magic like this will have an effect on your psyche. Can you live with it?" "Esther, I'll do anything. I don't want to die." And just like that the history was made. Maddelena would become The Original, Original. The Original Bad-ass. A tale as old as time. The day Klaus and Elijah sacrificed themselves, Mads felt as she collapsed sending a sonic scream of misery through her coven. The Gemini Coven thought to be eradicated by Kai Parker. No one knows Madelaine's secret. No one knows who she is besides the fact that she is half-witch, half-vampire. But it was in that moment of misery, she realized Klaus took something from her and she wanted it back. Only thing was - she didn't know where to start and Klaus was dead.Complete
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A Thousand Year Old Heart
"It isn't the same thing to call the Devil and see him come." After having managed to lure him into New Orleans, Davina Claire will try anything to get Kol Mikealson, the wildest Original, as her ally. But when her words aren't persuasive enough, she decides to do something impossible until now in order to get her answers; a trip back in time. Like, one thousand years ago. She gets the opportunity to meet the Mikealsons when they were still, pure, innocent humans. But what if.. The little witch falls in love with the human Kol? Will she be able to love the vampire Kol, or is he just too cruel to be loved? His human heart had stopped beating long time ago, so is there still inside him some humanity? Or is he instead a cold-hearted creature? Davina's will though and stubbornness is something that will catch the Original's attention and who knows... Maybe there's still a chance that Kol Mikealson will feel something about the little witch. Even if that's hatred, or love.Complete
𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 (𝐊𝐨𝐥 𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐚𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐨𝐧)
𝐊𝐨𝐥 𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐚𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐱 𝐎𝐂 I am 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫. I am known as The Devil by humans. I don't mind. Punishing the bad is my duty. If I am deemed as evil because of it, I don't care. I go by the name, 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐲 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫. My family betrayed me. And now, I am all alone. I am 𝐊𝐨𝐥 𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐚𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐨𝐧. The black sheep in the family. I want to attention, care, and love. Is that so hard? Honestly! That's all I am asking for! Two of them are best friends. Lucy was the ex-girlfriend of Niklaus Mikaelson, and best friend of Kol Mikaelson. Now, she is a mother of six with a great husband and a loving family. She is an extremely busy person. Queen of Hell and Headmistress of Salvatore Boarding School. But. She always makes time for her family. _____ "You know, they say that, if your partner is your best friend, they make a great spouse." Lucy said. "I agree. They make excellent spouses." Kol said as he looked at her with loving eyes. She looked at him in the same way. A smile creped up on their faces. _____ Kol cupped her cheek with one hand, and the other arm wrapped around her waist. "I promise to never leave you." He said, sincerely. "Tell me what's bothering you. I am your best friend, before your husband. You can tell me anything." _____ Note: I only own Lucy, Cole, Laura, Kim, Cory, Bonita, Abaddon, Azrael, Hudson, and Peirce. The rest belong to the original creators of TVDU.
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"I've killed a lot of people. And you don't particularly stand out." "I don't even mind that you ripped out my throat but I'm so hurt my hot bod didn't leave any impression." "Don't worry darling, I'm sure that hot bod is now a delicious feast for some hungry worms." ✦ . ⁺ . ✦ . ⁺ . ✦ In which happy homicidal maniac Kol Mikaelson killed a girl and instead of revenge her ghost just wants to fuck around. (rewrite, revamp, repost) will be posted on AO3 as well
Edge Of Desire // Kol Mikaelson x OC x Elijah Mikaelson | COMPLETE
Friends with benefits, no strings attached-that's the plan. And to Serena Huntingdon, it couldn't be more perfect. She'd have all the orgasms she could handle with her hot coworker Kol, and none of the drama. But when his sexy older brother Elijah comes to town, Serena quickly realizes that when it comes to the Mikaelsons, there's no such thing as drama-free. *I do not own the Mikaelsons or any TVD characters who appear in this story. I just like to play with them sometimes ;)Complete
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His hot breath against my skin made me snap out of my thoughts, especially when he placed both hands on my cheeks and rested his forehead against mine. I was so used to him doing this by now, that I wasn't even surprised anymore. Just... weirdly happy. "You're way too dangerous, Davina Claire," he slightly shook his head, "More than I had imagined. I guess, if you think you're that strong and able to handle the grenade I am as you claimed, perhaps we could be a good, if not a perfect, match." ××× Kol Mikealson was never weak, no. He never had to worry about emotions or "feeling". The Original ceased doing that a long time ago, ever since he met- ... Well it doesn't matter now, does it? The past was now a distant memory. That was, until he met Davina Claire. That little witch who stormed in his life and changed his theories. Who would have thought that in one night, he would meet that one person who would make him feel again? Who could have ever thought that a single witch could be the downfall of Kol Mikealson? Because he had to admit it, he could have never imagined it, even in his wildest dreams. *WARNING* I suggest you read until the edited parts, only because I've changed some scenes and the flow of the story, so it won't make much sense if you read the unedited ones. I'm slowly editing the chapters, so please be patient. Regardless, enjoy reading! ❤
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