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Comebacks And Funny Poems

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I'm not saying I hate you, its just that if you were on fire I'd roast some marshmallows...



You just got ~*roasted*~




Or toasted?




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Angel eyes~ S.H~ Volume Two by Strang3rth1ng5-lvr

𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫, 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐇𝐚𝐰𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐬. 𝐎𝐫 𝐬𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭..𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩. 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧? 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐡 𝐱 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐒𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧

𝔥𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔣𝔦𝔯𝔢•|𝐸𝑑𝑑𝑖𝑒 𝑀𝑢𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑛|• by EddieMunsxnswife

𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚍𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚗𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚌𝚛𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑 𝚒𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚕'𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚛 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚕'𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔.

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𝘈𝘶𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘺 𝘉𝘺𝘦𝘳𝘴' 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘺. 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥, 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘮, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘢𝘺. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥. 𝘓𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦. 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝐣𝐮𝐧𝐞 𝟐𝟒, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒

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𝒔𝒂𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒉𝒂 𝒉𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒏𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒖𝒑𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒂𝒍𝒔𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝒃𝒐𝒚 𝒅𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉𝒆, 𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒕𝒐𝒏. 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐱 𝐨𝐜

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