Shitting a Door!
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Last published Sat, Jul 13, 2013
One day Andi & Jen were roleplaying Vampire Knight and Andi typed " Kaname shits the door." And than she realized her mistake. Shut.* Ever since than Andi has a bad habit of "Shitting a ___" Door, window, you name it. Now, the two girls have a joke to brighten the others door. <-- Andi: And Jen has a habit of mixing up Day and Door now...
"I'M SHITTING A DOOR!!!!"
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