The Retarded Clown
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Last published Mon, Jan 25, 2016
On a kid birthday a clown came and he said my name Joker want to play and every body said your retarded and he ok then that's my name then kids. The next day he went out side to see something be he feel and the kids were laveing him and said stupid ass clown they were 8,7,6, The clown was sad he said I'm a mad Joker I think I got a terd on my head I'm salty know u stupid dogs always got to shit every
Dame u dogs and u kids Sorry but I got to go I will make a nother
one just like I said about my last one THE END BYE.
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