Seriously Joking, Jokingly Serious
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(Souji Okita-Alternate Name-x OC)
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Take one flirtatious prankster who plays around with women as easily as he changes his clothes. Add a man-hater whose profession involves daily and intimate contact with men. Sprinkle in an awkward first meeting. Toss with progression from strangers to acquaintances... and something more?
Stir and mix well to combine. What do you get? Something seriously joking. Or is it jokingly serious?
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