Without hesitation I run in after her and dive in the water, only to be met by a beautiful coral reef. I look around frantically and spot my mother... what... the... actual... fuck???!!!! My mother's legs are being swallowed by a fish!!! Wait... no... that's her tail... WAIT!!! My mother has a fucking tail!!! "OH MY GOD A FISH IS CHOMPING ON YOUR ASS!!!" I yell underwater. Wait did I just talk underwater?! "Lucas Robert Hemmings! Watch your tongue! That language is unacceptable Mister!" she yelled back at me. "I'm sorry my fishy mother, but I didn't know that you had a fish butt, know did I?" I ask sarcastically. "Lucas, you're one to talk," she says dead panned looking down to my legs. I look down and see a massive shocking light and dark blue fish tail where my legs are supposed to be. "OH SNAP THE FISH IS CHOMPING ON MY ASS TOO!!!" I yell swimming in circles really fast to get it off of my legs while my mother laughs. "Luke that's your Merman tail, calm down," she says while laughing.