"I Wasn't That Drunk!" Texts
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Last published Sun, Jan 29, 2017
Just somethings you don't remember until someone tells you what happens that was so funny.
If you have an text like this, thought of something funny, or remember something that happen please text me it and I will add it on to this book and put ur name under the credit.
I hope you like it. To me I think its very funny to read what happens while your drunk.
Friend 1:(The drunk)
Friend 2:(explains what happens)
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