The 'robbery'

The 'robbery'

DancingFireLady

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Complete Fri, Jun 7, 2013<5 mins

funny kill robbery shoot short

Just a one page 'funny' / 'silly'(or total fail) short story. Just give it a chance and Enjoy ;) (And leave a comment if you want?)

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