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Pick up lines

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Odsłon 3,064
Głosy 86
Części 22
Czas 5m

cheesy cringe funny humour lol pickuplines random

*WARNING LARGE AMOUNT OF CHEESINESS

Is it just me or are pick up lines either hilarious or cringe worthy?

Sometimes they are just complete  ....umm what?!?

This book is a mix of all of the above, if you have any good pick up lines just comment and I'll try to remember to add them in.Wszelkie Prawa Zastrzeżone

cheesy cringe funny humour lol pickuplines random

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You're given 0.7 seconds to decide what to do when the most popular boy waltzes up to you and starts throwing pick up lines at you. What would you choose? a) Slap him b) Throw a sarcastic remark at him c) Walk away If you were like those daring sarcastic female leads in most novels then you'd likely choose either a) or b), but shy senior high schooler Iris Martin chose c) walk away. Then her life somewhat resembled baking a cake. Add in a pinch of arrogance from the bad boy, a teaspoon of cheer from his girlfriend and an overfilled cup of persistence from a new student who was her cousin's fiancé's brother's best friend and the cake will be ready to explode in the oven. ~~~ Cover by @-wanderes {edited} {completed}

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[SCRAPPED] Sodapack Stuff

Oh shit. Not another book she has to maintain. Update the others for God's sake! No<3 I keep having these eejits on my mind and I wanna just make a book dedicated to them. I'll use prompts from generators and some of my own ideas in this because yes. Valid reason, I know. I was thinking of not using my AUs in this but said "Fuck it." so you may see stuff for them. Anyways, like always, ONE is created by Cheesy Hfj on YouTube and I am simply just writing about two idiots in love because I need to spread cringe. Dunno about warnings except swearing I suppose, oh and death I guess depending on the idea/AU/prompt. Extra warnings will be seen in the chapters, warnings such as blood and stuff. :)

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