Pick up lines
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Last published Wed, Mar 30, 2016
*WARNING LARGE AMOUNT OF CHEESINESS
Is it just me or are pick up lines either hilarious or cringe worthy?
Sometimes they are just complete ....umm what?!?
This book is a mix of all of the above, if you have any good pick up lines just comment and I'll try to remember to add them in.
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