My Adventures With A Madman
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Ongoing, First published Jan 27, 2016
My past? Complicated. My present? Also complicated. My future? Who knows, I'll probably end up dying in the fifth chapter.
I'm Emelia Johnson, kind of homeless(more on that later) teen. I live in London, and I travel with a madman, by the name of Christopher Thomas, who works as a 'creative consultant.' In English, it's, 'actually busts crime rings, brings down smugglers, and poses as an interior designer.'
Follow my exploits through blog form, as I try not to bore tyou with stupid things.
When England is in trouble, who do they turn to? 
Actually, probably  a better known CIA agent, or something. But seriously, we're the ones actually doing something about the problem.
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