Hi! I am Jesse Jones. I'm just an ordinary boy. As ordinary as I can be. I mean, I struggle to wake up in the mornings when my mother yanks off the covers of my duvet, fall asleep in the middle of maths class, get a good broth of scolding from the teachers, come home, go onto YouTube and watch some funny Miranda Sings videos. That is all I have been doing for all my life. How could today be anything different? But today, 6th September 2016 caught hold of my normal life, put it in a bottle and shook it around, distorting it to the whole. And it is my choice if that should be taken as good or bad. But actually, the first should be classified as 'bad'...