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Tooth, the Whole Tooth and Nothing but the Tooth

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One day, for my birthday, I was given a fossilised Mastodon tooth.  Genuinely.  Something of a strange gift, you might think.  But cool, nonetheless.
  
  This is the story about the owner of the tooth coming to retrieve it.
  
  Meet Beryl.  She's nice, in a huge Mastodon kind of way.  And she likes cups of tea.
  
  Wish I'd cancelled the milk.All Rights Reserved

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