Tooth, the Whole Tooth and Nothing but the Tooth

One day, for my birthday, I was given a fossilised Mastodon tooth. Genuinely. Something of a strange gift, you might think. But cool, nonetheless.

This is the story about the owner of the tooth coming to retrieve it.

Meet Beryl. She's nice, in a huge Mastodon kind of way. And she likes cups of tea.

Wish I'd cancelled the milk.