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Get Custody of the Cat: A Lesbian's Guide to Surviving Break-ups!

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Has your girlfriend cheated on you? 
Has your girlfriend cheated on you with a hideous skank?
Are you heartbroken?
Do you find yourself struggling to get over that conniving she devil?
If so, STOP. You have found the perfect book.

Learn skills like:

Getting your stuff back.
Getting your confidence back!
Fulfilling ALL your revenge fantasies
Laughing instead of crying… at her expense.
Getting your sweet dance moves on.
Watching movies that make the pain go away.
Making her want YOU back.
Pranks that make you feel 17 again.
Succeeding at your ‘post-ex’ goals. 
Weight loss tips so she EATS IT. (And not in the way she wants).
High tech tricks. 
Getting back on the proverbial lesbian horse. (And we all know it’s a glittery and majestic unicorn).
Laughing your way back to a BETTER YOU.

And much, much more!

Become the new and improved you! Too cool for your ex, but just cool enough to make her hate herself for letting you go!All Rights Reserved

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Get Custody of the Cat: A Lesbian's Guide to Surviving Break-ups!
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You've Got it Bad

"I'm here now. I'm here to patch you back up until you're good as new. And love you until you forget what that hurt feels like." For a long time, Jade Thirlwall had been plagued by the trauma of her childhood. Which led her into even more trauma in her adult life. She had been used and abused her entire life. Ever since she was old enough to remember, everyone who was supposed to love and care for her, abused her in every way imaginable, and treated her like dirt. Her past completely altered her view of what love actually was and what it was supposed to look like. Leaving her broken, emotionally scared and insecure. She'd been hurt to the point where she stopped believing in love altogether, and was dangerously close to the edge, ready to fall. That was until one faithful night, while trying to jump ship on her past, she dived right into the deep blue eyes that would become her future. Seemingly, love finally found her. But can she allow herself to receive it, or is she already too far gone? Follow Jerrie as they navigate the ups and downs and ins and outs of love and life, while trying desperately to protect one another and what they have from threat after threat. With people poking holes at them left and right, will our favorite ship be able to stay afloat, or will it sink under the pressure? Read on to find out. ------ FYI ‼️ There's tons of fluff, 🥰 Tons of smut, 🥵 Danger around every corner, 😱 & most importantly there's Jerrie ❤️🤞🏾 ------ Book 1️⃣ of 2️⃣ [Check out Dreams and Nightmares] ------ 🚨Trigger Warning🚨 Not a ton, but there is some violence, physical abuse, mention of sexual abuse, and occasional mention of self-harm.