broken satire - f.weasley
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"you think you're hilarious, don't you."
"actually my dear, I know I'm hilarious."
"oh yeah? what else do you know?"
"well, i know for a fact that you fancy me."
{ a particular prankster, fred weasley, who figured his jokes could somehow win the heart of a particular intellectual, alice colden, who figured her knowledge could knock some sense into winning the fool's heart.
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