101 Ways to Annoy the Dark Forest
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  • Reads 2,405
  • Votes 289
  • Parts 15
  • Time 18m
Ongoing, First published Jan 28, 2016
Tigerstar: Grr. I hate everything. Grr.

Sandstorm: Aw, Tigerstar, don't be such a hater.

Tigerstar: Grr.

Sandstorm: That's it. I guess I'll have to bring out the peacekeepers.

Tigerstar: I love peacekeepers. Because they don't keep peace. They destroy it.

Sandstorm: I know. Why are they called that it again?

Tigerstar: To trick people obviously *snicker*

Sandstorm: Probably.

Tigerstar: Yep

Sandstorm: Probably.

Tigerstar: Shut up.

Sandstorm: Probably.

Tigerstar: STOP!!

Sandstorm: Proba-

Tigerstar: I WILL MURDER YOU AND CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR STUPID LITTLE MOUTH!

Sandstorm: *silence*

Tigerstar: Thank you.

Sandstorm: Probably.

Tigerstar: URHGHHHHHHH I HATE YOU SANDSTORM!

Sandstorm: :D

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Welcome to WattyClans Official Spoof Book, 101 Ways to Annoy the Dark Forest!
We've noticed that only a few to none spoof books have anything to do with the Dark Forest, so we decided to do something original :)
We hope you enjoy our spooftastic book!

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