Bad Fiction
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Bad fiction is a collection of stories I wrote in times of writer's block. These fiction pieces were jotted down directly from my head (no revising!) and are therefore terrible -- that's the fun part. These stories are jam-packed with silly plots, unbelievable characters, cliches, and exclamation marks next to question marks. Each chapter is a unique episode that tells a different story. I hope they make you laugh or smile. Please enjoy! (Rated PG-13)
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