Chased By My Best Friend's Crush

Ava Rose is always willing to help out her friends, notably her best friend Oliver. She can't refuse. However, she finds out how important saying 'NO' sometimes can be. Especially when their plan to find out Oliver's crush's sexuality, doesn't quite work out the way she expects and her simple life suddenly becomes the meaning of chaotic.

"Yeah... there's an issue...I don't know if he's gay...and I need to find out and I was hoping..." he trailed off. Oh yeah Oli, that's not a hint at all.
"If I'd find out for you?" Of course he'd ask me, I'd do anything for my friends.
"Haha, uhm...please? Can you imagine?! If I said 'Oh yah, I like you' and it turns out he's straighter than my dick when I see- "
"Please! Don't go there. Look, I'll use some charm, see how he reacts and report back to you. Don't worry Oli, I've got you."
"Thanks Ava, I really do like him, a lot."
"Who is 'him' exactly?" Maybe I should have asked that beforehand.
"Well," he dragged out the syllables, this can't be good. "He's not that big of a deal really, might not even know him honestly but to me he is so close to perfection" he rambled, clearly putting off telling me.
"Oliver. Who. Is. It"
"Theo Walters"

You have got to be kidding me.

Oh, if only I knew how much trouble that simple agreement would cause.