Dearly Beloved

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to rejoice in the home going of a persuasive, immoral, gold digging, fake ass model whore! She was a backstabbing, double crossing Jezebel. She made it her business to sleep her way into everything she wanted in life. She slept with Kara's husband and landed herself a modeling career. She slept with Jackie's husband and manipulated her way into a five-bedroom, five bath mansion. The mansion included a hot tub, pool w/pool house, a three-car garage and a quaint, little guest cottage in her backyard. She slept with Sasha's husband and got a Maserati Convertible and a Bentley for the garage. She also received a $5,000 child support check every month, though the baby was not a planned part of the affair. Finally, the bitch slept with my husband! Why my husband? So you see, this little whore has been causing raucous for a while. I guess the thought of "All good things must come to an end" never crossed her mind. Sometimes in the end, it really is...the end.