Bad Puns
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lion7978
Complete, First published Jan 30, 2016
Mature
lovenessyaoi
Book about bad puns and jokes
 why did the skeleton not ask a girl to prom , why because he didn't have the guts to.
 can I tell you something , what,  I still miss my ex , but my aim is getting better.
Why couldn't the ghost eat food , why , because it would pass right through him.
Knock , who's there , old lady , old lady who , I don't know you could. Yolo
Knock knock , who's there , dishes , dishes who , dish  is a very bad joke.
Only hear what you want to hear , sure I'll have a beer.
Hey I got your back, what you got my back!!!!
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