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raucous rants

coolstoryjacksparrow

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Reads 55,450
Votes 2,121
Parts 19
Time 1h 10m

coolstoryjacksparrow

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disclaimer: i wrote in this when i was 13 years old, so it will be unfunny, cringy, and outlandish. that's just who i am baby. you have been warned.All Rights Reserved

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Wattpad Cliches by Jerky_Turkey

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RANT RANT RANT by mukeismysunshine

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Annoying Wattpad Moments {CRINGEY} by panic-at-the-crisco

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Werewolf Cliches by NiyonakAlos

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What Not to Do With your Stories + Other Randomness by ih9344

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Welcome To My World by ShadowKatana

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The Worst Story Ever (Wattpad Cliches) by tamspissedpants

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Cliches of Wattpad by catlovescats123

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Werewolf Cliches cover

What Not to Do With your Stories + Other Randomness cover

Welcome To My World cover

The Worst Story Ever (Wattpad Cliches) cover

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Wattpad Cliches

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