Fake fangs

"I think I know what you are." I tell him, scared like how my character should be right now.

"I just told you." He growls.

"Shut up and go with the flow!" I shout at his stupidity.

"What do you mean- flow?"

"Ohmigod. Haven't you seen twilight? You are supposed to say- "then say it out loud", so I could tell you that you are a vampire!" I pinch his ass as his punishment and he jumps.

He looks at me with his fangs tearing out of his gums. Oh oh. He lets an animalistic growl and before he could do anything more I smash the vase on his head. He falls limp on his side with his fangs out, dangling from the sex swing. He deserved it. Vampire my ass.

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She loved crossing the line,
Not realising,
he never drew one.
Crashed like bumper cars, their masks fell off,
In a carnival of monotony,
two hearts tangoed away.
Somewhere between logic and nonsense they fell for each other.

Or did they?
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