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Ang Pinakamahabang Pamagat Sa Balat Ng Lupa [a RomCom Story]

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Hi!
Ako nga pala si Celine Montenegro, ang bango ng pangalan ko diba? bagay na bagay sa akin, at tiyak na hindi kalait-lait.

At kung hindi nyo pa alam, eh ang ganda-ganda ko talaga, sa twing sasakay ako sa LRT, lagi nalang akong nasisiksik, at sinisiko pa ako para lang madikitan huh. Tapos once, sumakay ako ng jeep pauwi, ilang beses na akong humihingi ng sukli pero ayaw akong pababain ni kuya, ang sabi hindi daw ako nagbayad. GOSH! para-paraan si manong drayber, crush ata ako nun eh.

Pagdating sa School tiyak, ako ang Pinakamatalino! naalala ko pa, nung 4th year high school ako, binagsak ako nung teacher ko sa physics masyado daw kasing mataas yung grade ko para sa kanya, at tiyak bagsak daw ang klasmeyts ko kung tataasan nya daw yung standards. Doon pumapasok ang pagiging mabait ko. Kawawa naman kasi yung mga scholar kong classmates kung babagsak sila right?!

haaaaay, sabagay, mayaman naman kami, nagsusunog na nga kami ng pera pag di na kasya sa cabinet namin ehhh, besides, i can buy you, your friends at ang buong LRT at MRT. 


pero bakit ganun? di ako crush nung crush ko?
haaaaaaayy!! 


Yung lamang po at maraming salamat \m/

*bow*








katatapos lang ng monologue namin about sa sarili namin sa retorika. ayun naka 92 ako. hahaAll Rights Reserved

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Bleeding Love (Published under Bliss Books) by marialea

[WATTYS 2018 WINNER] Eight years have passed yet Wendy can't move on from the guy who dumped her years ago. But when a twisted situation forces them together, Renzo swears to make her live in misery. Will Wendy be able to keep hanging onto the love she has for him, or will she finally choose to let go and heal? *** "I don't have to lose myself just to have him." Wendy Feriol is meant for great things-'yan ang paniniwala niya. Hindi maikakaila na magaling siya sa maraming bagay- pagpaplano, pamumuno, sa art, at maging sa negosyo. She is someone you don't want to mess with, maliban sa pag-ibig. Marupok si Wendy pagdating sa taong mahal na mahal niya. Para kay Renzo, handa siyang mabaliw, masaktan, at magpakatanga. Her miserable life begins when she is arranged to marry the man she deeply loves. "E 'di makipaghiwalay ka. Ano pang hinihintay mo?" Natigilan ako at hindi nakasagot. Ngumisi siya at lumapit kaya umatras ako pero hinablot niya ulit ang braso ko. "Ano? Hindi mo kaya?" Pinunasan ko ang luha ko at tiningnan siya nang mabuti. "Hanggang kailan mo ba 'ko pahihirapan dahil lang minahal kita?" "Hanggang sa pagsisihan mong minahal mo 'ko." __ Disclaimer: This story is written in Tag-Lish. Content warning: Contains sensitive topics such as violence and self-harm that may trigger traumatic experiences. Discretion is advised.

My Psycho Billionaire by JFstories

AUDITION GONE WRONG! Macey Ela Sandoval aspires to be a singer. Instead, she ends up in The Search for 7 Wives- a harem reality game, designed by the insanely gorgeous Panther Foresteir, who's dubbed as the crazy billionaire. When Macey Ela Sandoval, a 26-year-old boyish, feisty, and optimistic heiress of one of the country's famous and wealthiest families wants to pursue her dream to be a singer, she decides to audition for a singing contest. But on the day of the audition, she ends up in the queue for this weird reality game called "The Search for 7 Wives". Even if it is against her will to join, she has no choice but to be part of it. Macey does everything to fail. She has no plans of marrying the crazy billionaire, Panther Foresteir, no matter how handsome or wealthy he is. Will the crazy billionaire win the heart of Macey or will they just play with each other's feelings? Well, it is just a game after all. Red Note Society Leader | Stand-alone story | JFstories DISCLAIMER: This story is written in Taglish, a combination of Tagalog & English. COVER DESIGN: Regina Dionela

Wedding, Interrupted (Published under Pop Fiction) by missflimsy

Sigourney receives a warning from her fiancé's cousin and best man that proceeding with the wedding would be the biggest mistake of her life. Should she trust this guy who, despite having never even met her before, says he got her best interests at heart? **** Sigourney "Sig" Lascano already had her dream wedding envisioned since she was eight. Now that her boyfriend Jaron Silvera finally asked her to marry him, Sig counts the days until her fantasy turns to reality. A week before the big day, some of Jaron's relatives arrived from the province, including his cousin and best man, Sebastian "Seb" Silvera. During their first meeting, instead of congratulating her for the upcoming wedding, the first thing he did was to tell her that marrying his cousin would be the biggest mistake of her life. Should she let Seb interrupt her dream wedding? DISCLAIMER: This story is written in Taglish. COVER DESIGN: Louise De Ramos

Ain't No Other by JFstories

Still aching from her internet ex-boyfriend's scam, Tamitha finds herself in deep trouble when she meets Roosevelt Sanvictores, the man in the photos her ex pretended to be. She knows that he's off-limits, but when circumstances keep bringing them together, maybe fate's got other plans. **** After getting drunk from a stupid mistake, Swan Tamitha Dominica wakes up in a room that's not hers, stark naked. As she tries to move forward from the humiliating one-night stand, she comes face-to-face with the man whose photo her internet boyfriend used to scam her. The man is Roosevelt Sanvictores, a handsome billionaire and it's not difficult to like him--only if he's not off limits. Determined not to fall for him, Tamitha puts up her walls. But when her heart screams to tear her walls down and she discovers the past she shared with Roosevelt, will she finally listen to her heart? Disclaimer: This story is written in Taglish.

My Thirty Day Plan (COMPLETED) by JhingBautista

Here's what I have to do within 30 days: --Help him move on. --Make him fall for me. --Fall in love with him. Para sa ikaliligaya ng mga kaibigan kong hindi pwedeng ikasal hanggat walang asawa si Kent. Para makapag-move on na rin ako kay Rico. Para sa pagbabakasakaling sasaya naman ako this time. At para tantanan na ng mga magulang ko ang pagma-matchmake sa amin ng best friend ko na ex-boyfriend ko rin. Kent may not be the prince I was opting to end up with but he may just be the right guy who could give me my happy ending. Pero ang tanong... magagawa ko kaya ang lahat ng dapat kong gawin in 30 days?

The Wicked Princess by makiwander

Selene Illy Montebello is a Princess in the making. She was set to be the most sought after bachelorette and a future beauty queen. Undeniably one of the most beautiful at her age. In a snap, people would bow at her, in just a mere cold stare, people would apologize to her. *** Selene Illy Montebello has everything, beauty, wealth and fame. Except for one man, who used to be wrapped around her fingers. The man cut loose and fell in love with a woman, her exact opposite. Zeus Eliseo Romualdez will never fall in her trap again. More so, he will hate her for a sole reason...An untimely marriage with her. Will love find its way to its owner? Or will both develop hate towards each other? DISCLAIMER: This story is written in Taglish, a combination of Tagalog & English. COVER DESIGN: Regina Dionela

How To Mend A Broken Heart by AknedMars

Even after getting dumped by his beauty queen girlfriend, Jacob de Lara refuses to move on. But when his friends come up with a plan involving the spunky and unwavering Rachel Lim, maybe moving on isn't so hard to do after all. *** Believing that Andrea is the woman meant for him, college student Jacob de Lara is determined to get her back. He refuses to move on and forget the years they shared together. Tired from seeing him sulking, Jacob's friends come up with an idea to divert his attention to someone else. The plan is simple: Jacob would make whoever sits on the 'destined' table his rebound. But everything gets complicated when feisty Rachel Lim takes the spot. Now faced with a difficult target, can Jacob finally move on from Andrea and have his second shot at love? Disclaimer: This story is written in Taglish. Cover Design: Ms. Louise De Ramos

The Dark Side of Eve by VixenneAnne

Forced into a loveless marriage with a billionaire heir, Eva Alcaraz does everything she can to help her father's presidential campaign and save her twin. But when mysterious serial killings are suddenly linked to her, Eva isn't sure what to do anymore. *** Hiding under the famous pen name of Dark Eve, Eva Alcaraz is suddenly brought into the spotlight when her father forces her to marry Azazel Del Cuevo to aid his presidential campaign. With the promise of protection and possible freedom for her twin, Morgana, Eva agrees to the proposal of Azazel to be his wife on paper and nothing more. But when a series of mysterious killings that are exact re-enactments of the scenes in her book happens, Eva is placed in a tight spot-the police are questioning her, the public is scrutinizing her, and her anxiety is getting worse. Decided to find out the real suspect in these cases, Eva does her best to find out the truth. Can she be brave enough to accept the reality she's living in? Or will she succumb to the pressure and stay in the dark for the rest of her life? Disclaimer: This story is written in Taglish, a combination of Tagalog & English. Cover Design by Louise De Ramos

Jeydon Lopez by blue_maiden

This is my life... Jeydon Lopez is the epitome of the word 'bad boy'. He doesn't care about girls and romance. Not at all. But what people don't know is that if bad boys like him fall for someone, they fall hard. Sometimes, they fall too much it breaks them. *** Romance? Girls? Falling in love? For the notorious bad boy Jeydon Lopez, these are just a waste of time. With him being the leader of his group Phoenix, as well as having a dysfunctional family relationship, he has a lot on his plate already, not to mention that the girls who want a piece of him are as boring as his Values classes. But then, the usual school detention hits differently when he meets someone that reminds him of a past he cherishes so dearly. He is used to breaking the hearts of his admirers and the bones of his enemies, and now, it's time for karma. What if a girl steals his heart, and then breaks it after? DISCLAIMER: This story is written in Taglish COVER DESIGN: Rayne Mariano

The Heiress and the Pauper by frozen_delights

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Bleeding Love (Published under Bliss Books) cover

My Psycho Billionaire cover

Wedding, Interrupted (Published under Pop Fiction) cover

Ain't No Other cover

My Thirty Day Plan (COMPLETED) cover

The Wicked Princess cover

How To Mend A Broken Heart cover

The Dark Side of Eve cover

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Bleeding Love (Published under Bliss Books)

[WATTYS 2018 WINNER] Eight years have passed yet Wendy can't move on from the guy who dumped her years ago. But when a twisted situation forces them together, Renzo swears to make her live in misery. Will Wendy be able to keep hanging onto the love she has for him, or will she finally choose to let go and heal? *** "I don't have to lose myself just to have him." Wendy Feriol is meant for great things-'yan ang paniniwala niya. Hindi maikakaila na magaling siya sa maraming bagay- pagpaplano, pamumuno, sa art, at maging sa negosyo. She is someone you don't want to mess with, maliban sa pag-ibig. Marupok si Wendy pagdating sa taong mahal na mahal niya. Para kay Renzo, handa siyang mabaliw, masaktan, at magpakatanga. Her miserable life begins when she is arranged to marry the man she deeply loves. "E 'di makipaghiwalay ka. Ano pang hinihintay mo?" Natigilan ako at hindi nakasagot. Ngumisi siya at lumapit kaya umatras ako pero hinablot niya ulit ang braso ko. "Ano? Hindi mo kaya?" Pinunasan ko ang luha ko at tiningnan siya nang mabuti. "Hanggang kailan mo ba 'ko pahihirapan dahil lang minahal kita?" "Hanggang sa pagsisihan mong minahal mo 'ko." __ Disclaimer: This story is written in Tag-Lish. Content warning: Contains sensitive topics such as violence and self-harm that may trigger traumatic experiences. Discretion is advised.