Sans' Big Book of Puns
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You can't have a Sans account without having a book of puns.
It's more PUNdertale than Undertale, to be honest.
These puns will be EXTREMELY bad.
There will most likely be NO good jokes, unless you are like me, Sans and Toriel.
We all genuinely like bad jokes.
I know I need help.
But either way, sit back and relax.
Cause I've got a skele-TON of jokes.
I can hear your despair already.
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