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Sans' Big Book of Puns

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SansTheLazySkeleton

jokes puns sans undertale

You can't have a Sans account without having a book of puns.

It's more PUNdertale than Undertale, to be honest.

These puns will be EXTREMELY bad.
There will most likely be NO good jokes, unless you are like me, Sans and Toriel.
We all genuinely like bad jokes.

I know I need help.
But either way, sit back and relax.

Cause I've got a skele-TON of jokes.

I can hear your despair already.Seluruh Hak Cipta Dilindungi Undang-Undang

jokes puns sans undertale

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Sans' Big Book of Puns
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