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Moments in my Life that Made me Laugh like a Dying Seal

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Maggie and Reagan's friendship has been full of laughter, shenanigans, and general misbehavior since the seventh grade, when their acquaintance flourished into an alliance against all teachers named Mr. Miller. They worked together to wreak havoc in and out of school. Here is a collection of feats accomplished by the pair, with a few other funny events sprinkled in. I hope you enjoy.

Warning: 
Basically everything done or attempted in this book is either very dangerous or very stupid so for the sake of keeping your dignity, please do not try anything described in here at home. Or anywhere else for that matter.

Reagan's account is @lunartic800All Rights Reserved

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Screaming and Fighting by maluwrittings

All the way throughout elementary school it was always Bella, Leo, Liz, Flynn, Nate, Elliot and Amelia. They were all long time friends.. In the sophmore year, everyone except from Leo, Bella and Nate were going to be studying at a Boarding School far away from where they lived. Bella decided to go, however her brother (Leo) and his best friend Nata, stayed. Now what happens when both of them are obligated to go with her? It's junior year and they are all reunited again in school. Bella was not looking forward to studying with Nate again, she hated him. Hates him. And so does Nate. The feeling is mutual, but, what happens when they discover that the line between Hate and Love is very thin. What happens when they start to realize their feelings? Nate always was a girls guy, Bella being interested in a long relashionship. Everything to go wrong, how does it end? ( currently rewriting) #7 IN ENEMIES (13/08/2024)

Falling In Love by abominable_writers

[COMPLETED] When 15-year old Janine arrives at a new school, she doesn't expect an instant best friend. For years at her old school, she is a nobody. She meets Kriss, her instant best friend. But maybe their friendship won't last for long... Not long after being friends with Kriss, Janine bumps into Pete and Christian, two cute boys, and she immediately develops feelings for both of them. Kriss, on the other hand, is experiencing the same thing too! Charlie, Kriss's old best friend from elementary, likes Kriss too. And this time they became closer than ever! What happened with Pete and Christian? How about Kriss and Janine...? Will they still be friends in the end? But one thing's for sure: You can't blame people for who they fall for.

Don't Judge a Book by its Cover by raquel104

[UNDER EDITING] Meggie and her friends are average high school students, hanging out, studying oh-so-hard (note the sarcasm) and enjoying life... but what happens when their lives start to change for the better and the worse, starting with a few new friends and eventually, a secret that will destroy everything for one person...?

Don't fall for your teacher by Lachrym0se

" No," he said, shaking his head. " I'm the teacher and you are the student. We- we cant be doing this." he said, weakly trying to push me away. I knew it was a lame attempt and he knew it was too. I silenced him with my finger on his lips. " Don't worry," I said quietly. " Nobody needs to know," Seventeen year old Georgia doesn't know what she gets herself into when she falls for her teacher. But after too much fun she finds herself pregnant... With her teachers baby. Facing the consequences of fun with a hot teacher, Georgia goes to Eric for help, but will be turn her down or welcome her with open arms?

The Best Kind of Betrayal by scout245

It's the first day of June's senior year and everything is already going wrong. Her first boyfriend and supposedly love of her life dumps her for someone else, her heart is broken and feels like it won't ever heal again and her best friend makes her join the most unnecessary club on earth to help her find new friends she most definitely does not need. Still. New chances are for new beginnings, right? Instead of falling into a deep dark pit of self pity (however tempting that may sound), all of this betrayal ends up leading her to the best friends she's ever had and the most exciting school year of her life. Oh - and a whole new fake boyfriend, to get some revenge on that idiot who dumped her. And who knows. Maybe even more.

The Taxi Ride| Complete✔ by XoliKeele

She's quiet. She's reserved. She minds her own business. She keeps herself within her circle of friends. ●●● He's popular. He's loud. He's friends with everyone. He's known for his brain. ●●● On one fateful day, it was a sunny day and also the day Olivia was writing her last paper of the year. Being in the 10 grade felt like a breeze but she just couldn't wait to get over it and start the new year and the new grade. ●●● Austin, having just finished writing his last paper as well, 11th grade, was waiting for a taxi to appear so he could go home but what he didn't expect was to bump into someone and share his ride with the supposed person. Two different personalities. What could happen?

Oh, Miss Jackson~ (teacherxstudent) (gxg) by Calliecat_YT

Savannah starts her first days of high school, and is already, ready to give up, but little does she know the teacher is smoking hot, and won't give up on any of her students so easily. Where will this go? Will it stay professional? How will the people around them react? Will the past come to haunt them? Find out. ;) ⚠ WARNING ⚠ -profanity - smut ( all 18 and older) - very homo Started -December 31st 2021 👩‍🦯 Ended - November 2nd 2023 🥰 Fully edited - June 10, 2024 👍

Fixing a Best Friend's Rivalry by Kenzie-kun

A story about two people who have known each other since 2nd grade until a certain coincidence happened during 7th grade that lead them to become rivals. Will they be able to fix their friendship? or... Will they remain rivals for the rest of their lives? Lets find out! Disclaimer *This is not based on any real life action, some of the ideas are just made up while the other events really happened.* *I won't own any of the artwork gonna be used in this story, unless if I made it of course but that was just a little reminder.*

My Star's Light is Overrated |✓ by -tangledthoughts

#10 in Humor 15/05/17 #29 in Teen Fiction 02/11/16 DISCLAIMER: I wrote this story when I was thirteen, so I'm sure that there are A TON of mistakes and plot holes. Reader's discretion is advisable. ❝Even through the cloudy nights of gloom and gray, it is a star's light that brings out a new Day❞ When a girl starts off a new school for the first time in her life, she obviously expects it to be far from sunshine and happiness. Especially if she's joined in the middle of the school year and used to be able to get up whenever she wanted, had her very own governess and lived out in the boonies. Not Day Winters. Meet the girl who defies logic of every kind, as she faces the real world for what it is despite holding a huge secret- that she is an online blogger with more than half of the world's population in love with her. This population however, isn't in love with Day, but her online form Starlight24. In an endless roller coaster of love, secrets, fights and friendship, Day is forced to accept the fact that even a Star's light will eventually burn out, and that even her own flame may flicker out into an overrated Daydream. ✨✨✨ © 2015 All rights reserved. [EXTENDED SUMMARY INSIDE]

Why me? by acnaiv5390

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Screaming and Fighting

All the way throughout elementary school it was always Bella, Leo, Liz, Flynn, Nate, Elliot and Amelia. They were all long time friends.. In the sophmore year, everyone except from Leo, Bella and Nate were going to be studying at a Boarding School far away from where they lived. Bella decided to go, however her brother (Leo) and his best friend Nata, stayed. Now what happens when both of them are obligated to go with her? It's junior year and they are all reunited again in school. Bella was not looking forward to studying with Nate again, she hated him. Hates him. And so does Nate. The feeling is mutual, but, what happens when they discover that the line between Hate and Love is very thin. What happens when they start to realize their feelings? Nate always was a girls guy, Bella being interested in a long relashionship. Everything to go wrong, how does it end? ( currently rewriting) #7 IN ENEMIES (13/08/2024)