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Moments in my Life that Made me Laugh like a Dying Seal

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Maggie and Reagan's friendship has been full of laughter, shenanigans, and general misbehavior since the seventh grade, when their acquaintance flourished into an alliance against all teachers named Mr. Miller. They worked together to wreak havoc in and out of school. Here is a collection of feats accomplished by the pair, with a few other funny events sprinkled in. I hope you enjoy.

Warning: 
Basically everything done or attempted in this book is either very dangerous or very stupid so for the sake of keeping your dignity, please do not try anything described in here at home. Or anywhere else for that matter.

Reagan's account is @lunartic800All Rights Reserved

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Don't fall for your teacher by Lachrym0se

" No," he said, shaking his head. " I'm the teacher and you are the student. We- we cant be doing this." he said, weakly trying to push me away. I knew it was a lame attempt and he knew it was too. I silenced him with my finger on his lips. " Don't worry," I said quietly. " Nobody needs to know," Seventeen year old Georgia doesn't know what she gets herself into when she falls for her teacher. But after too much fun she finds herself pregnant... With her teachers baby. Facing the consequences of fun with a hot teacher, Georgia goes to Eric for help, but will be turn her down or welcome her with open arms?

Don't Judge a Book by its Cover by raquel104

[UNDER EDITING] Meggie and her friends are average high school students, hanging out, studying oh-so-hard (note the sarcasm) and enjoying life... but what happens when their lives start to change for the better and the worse, starting with a few new friends and eventually, a secret that will destroy everything for one person...?

The Best Kind of Betrayal by scout245

It's the first day of June's senior year and everything is already going wrong. Her first boyfriend and supposedly love of her life dumps her for someone else, her heart is broken and feels like it won't ever heal again and her best friend makes her join the most unnecessary club on earth to help her find new friends she most definitely does not need. Still. New chances are for new beginnings, right? Instead of falling into a deep dark pit of self pity (however tempting that may sound), all of this betrayal ends up leading her to the best friends she's ever had and the most exciting school year of her life. Oh - and a whole new fake boyfriend, to get some revenge on that idiot who dumped her. And who knows. Maybe even more.

The Taxi Ride| Complete✔ by XoliKeele

She's quiet. She's reserved. She minds her own business. She keeps herself within her circle of friends. ●●● He's popular. He's loud. He's friends with everyone. He's known for his brain. ●●● On one fateful day, it was a sunny day and also the day Olivia was writing her last paper of the year. Being in the 10 grade felt like a breeze but she just couldn't wait to get over it and start the new year and the new grade. ●●● Austin, having just finished writing his last paper as well, 11th grade, was waiting for a taxi to appear so he could go home but what he didn't expect was to bump into someone and share his ride with the supposed person. Two different personalities. What could happen?

The Invisible Best Friends by Blackrose2027

Meet Alyssa Bent, she's a nerd. But not your typical one. She likes to read, but her world doesn't totally revolve around books. She's not shy nor does she stutter when someone tries to corner her. She can stand up to anyone provided it doesn't involve attention. Attention is the only thing that scares her, and like always, there's a reason behind it. Maintaining a balance of grades and producing comebacks with sarcasm dripping from each word isn't the only talent she possesses. Enter Aaron Pelt, the most popular boy at Gradient High. Girls fawn over him. Well, who wouldn't? He's the star soccer player, after all. With the looks no less than a model, he has no problem maintaining his status on the social ladder. He maintains a cool aura around him all the time. They both go to Gradient High, a school that is divided into two social groups: the popular ones and the nerds. The popular ones are the wealthy snobs and the nerds are the ones who practically are their slaves. At Gradient High, these two groups can never get along! Like Ever! But who knew that the most popular guy and the nerd would actually be best friends? That's right! Alyssa and Aaron have been best friends since their diaper days. But at school, they are forced not to acknowledge each other's presence because if they did, Aaron's reputation might suffer and Alyssa may be subjected to something she hates the most: attention. While Aaron may not know, the reason why Alyssa hates attention might be even more than she lets him believe. A reason that might even force her to throw away her future dream. So will Aaron be able to break through the walls and push her out even when he has the pressure of popularity and the school status weighing him down? Get ready to expect the unexpected. You might want to change your definition of clichè after reading...... #1 Humour- 08.01.16 (Cover by: -infinities) *NOT EDITED SO KINDLY BEAR WITH ME!

Fluke by kennedy_trent

"For a place called Paradise City, this island sucks. I don't think a single day has gone by that I haven't thought about stabbing the shit out of myself," he said. "Especially since I'm forced to live with you every second of every day." "Sh. I'm trying to science," I said, not looking up from my binoculars. "See anything interesting?" "Not really. My vision's a little clouded from the fog and rain clouds you constantly emit." He laughed. "You never fail to amuse me, Rea." "But you just said-" "I just said you make me want to stab myself. Interpret that however you'd like." With a love for whales and all life (besides maybe humans), Reagan Winebrenner had never even seen an ocean until her senior year in high school. But the moment she saw her first humpback, she knew she had found her passion and future career. A few years later and an invitation to Paradise City in hand, Reagan has her entire summer laid out for her, working on the project of a lifetime. But with five other students completing their projects as well, will they discover something worthwhile, or will they end up a psychology lesson for future generations? A New Adult Watty Winner 2019

Oh, Miss Jackson~ (teacherxstudent) (gxg) by Calliecat_YT

Savannah starts her first days of high school, and is already, ready to give up, but little does she know the teacher is smoking hot, and won't give up on any of her students so easily. Where will this go? Will it stay professional? How will the people around them react? Will the past come to haunt them? Find out. ;) ⚠ WARNING ⚠ -profanity - smut ( all 18 and older) - very homo Started -December 31st 2021 👩‍🦯 Ended - November 2nd 2023 🥰 Fully edited - June 10, 2024 👍

Falling Fast by AbigailGranger

There are a few things that can make you feel as if you are living in an American high school drama - teachers complaining about the height of your skirt, your twin brother being the most popular and most sought-after boy at school, hurtful rumours that make you want to curl up and cry, punching the guy who cheated on your best friend, and falling for totally hot, totally sexy night-class professor because he's simply drool worthy and those rolled 'R's are the sexiest thing on the planet. Factor in crazy parties, Halloween costumes, fending off not-so-drunken make-out sessions, the school bad-boy, late-night snacks from McDonald's, revenge and a smart-ass dad, and the stage is set for my somewhat tragic social life. [Description seriously improved by a friend] [Cover by me] Complete

Corny Jameson (#Wattys2016) by Lunagust

(THIS IS MY FIRST EVER WRITTEN AND COMPLETED BOOK - PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK LOL) Cover by @FlowerOfCamelis Margaret Anderson had suffered when she was six. Her best friend had moved away. Although it took her awhile to get back in the usual routine of her life, she eventually got over it. He still crosses her mind every so often, and she wonders what he could have become. All her answers will be answered because he moves back across the street eleven years later. The bad thing is, he doesn't remember her. *** Corny Jameson was torn when his family moved away. He'd miss his best friend, his house, and the secret spot he always went to. Although they moved, he always moved forward with his life, not liking to hang onto the past. So, he moves on fairly quickly. Eleven years later, he moves back to his old house across the street from Margaret. He assumes she's moved out because of how different this girl looks. The first day they talk sends a wave of déja vu through him. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED!

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Don't fall for your teacher

" No," he said, shaking his head. " I'm the teacher and you are the student. We- we cant be doing this." he said, weakly trying to push me away. I knew it was a lame attempt and he knew it was too. I silenced him with my finger on his lips. " Don't worry," I said quietly. " Nobody needs to know," Seventeen year old Georgia doesn't know what she gets herself into when she falls for her teacher. But after too much fun she finds herself pregnant... With her teachers baby. Facing the consequences of fun with a hot teacher, Georgia goes to Eric for help, but will be turn her down or welcome her with open arms?