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Moments in my Life that Made me Laugh like a Dying Seal

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Maggie and Reagan's friendship has been full of laughter, shenanigans, and general misbehavior since the seventh grade, when their acquaintance flourished into an alliance against all teachers named Mr. Miller. They worked together to wreak havoc in and out of school. Here is a collection of feats accomplished by the pair, with a few other funny events sprinkled in. I hope you enjoy.

Warning: 
Basically everything done or attempted in this book is either very dangerous or very stupid so for the sake of keeping your dignity, please do not try anything described in here at home. Or anywhere else for that matter.

Reagan's account is @lunartic800All Rights Reserved

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