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Moments in my Life that Made me Laugh like a Dying Seal

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Maggie and Reagan's friendship has been full of laughter, shenanigans, and general misbehavior since the seventh grade, when their acquaintance flourished into an alliance against all teachers named Mr. Miller. They worked together to wreak havoc in and out of school. Here is a collection of feats accomplished by the pair, with a few other funny events sprinkled in. I hope you enjoy.

Warning: 
Basically everything done or attempted in this book is either very dangerous or very stupid so for the sake of keeping your dignity, please do not try anything described in here at home. Or anywhere else for that matter.

Reagan's account is @lunartic800All Rights Reserved

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Screaming and Fighting by maluwrittings

All the way throughout elementary school it was always Bella, Leo, Liz, Flynn, Nate, Elliot and Amelia. They were all long time friends.. In the sophmore year, everyone except from Leo, Bella and Nate were going to be studying at a Boarding School far away from where they lived. Bella decided to go, however her brother (Leo) and his best friend Nata, stayed. Now what happens when both of them are obligated to go with her? It's junior year and they are all reunited again in school. Bella was not looking forward to studying with Nate again, she hated him. Hates him. And so does Nate. The feeling is mutual, but, what happens when they discover that the line between Hate and Love is very thin. What happens when they start to realize their feelings? Nate always was a girls guy, Bella being interested in a long relashionship. Everything to go wrong, how does it end? ( currently rewriting) #7 IN ENEMIES (13/08/2024)

When Delinquent Meets Delinquent ✓ by theserenewriter

HR: #1 in pranksters HR: #2 in friendships HR: #1 in 2k18 "Oops?" Was the only thing that came out of my mouth. One look at her and I started laughing again and everyone joined in. • • • Chase Lynn has gotten into lots of trouble - pranked teachers, pranked students, made three principals to quit, gotten suspended six times, had detention everyday of her life - yeah, you get the picture. She seems to love getting into trouble. Anyone who mentions her name there's one thing they all know her for - the delinquent. Input Carter Hemsworth - new student to Westwood High, he looks innocent on the outside but a real demon on the inside. He's five times worse than Chase. So what happens when they both get detention on his first day of senior year and they decide to work together? Disaster, that's what happens. ©2018 xDeanAsylumx All Rights Reserved

Don't fall for your teacher by Lachrym0se

" No," he said, shaking his head. " I'm the teacher and you are the student. We- we cant be doing this." he said, weakly trying to push me away. I knew it was a lame attempt and he knew it was too. I silenced him with my finger on his lips. " Don't worry," I said quietly. " Nobody needs to know," Seventeen year old Georgia doesn't know what she gets herself into when she falls for her teacher. But after too much fun she finds herself pregnant... With her teachers baby. Facing the consequences of fun with a hot teacher, Georgia goes to Eric for help, but will be turn her down or welcome her with open arms?

Corny Jameson (#Wattys2016) by Lunagust

(THIS IS MY FIRST EVER WRITTEN AND COMPLETED BOOK - PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK LOL) Cover by @FlowerOfCamelis Margaret Anderson had suffered when she was six. Her best friend had moved away. Although it took her awhile to get back in the usual routine of her life, she eventually got over it. He still crosses her mind every so often, and she wonders what he could have become. All her answers will be answered because he moves back across the street eleven years later. The bad thing is, he doesn't remember her. *** Corny Jameson was torn when his family moved away. He'd miss his best friend, his house, and the secret spot he always went to. Although they moved, he always moved forward with his life, not liking to hang onto the past. So, he moves on fairly quickly. Eleven years later, he moves back to his old house across the street from Margaret. He assumes she's moved out because of how different this girl looks. The first day they talk sends a wave of déja vu through him. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED!

Just a fall fling by l1ght3rflu1ds

two high school girls who grew up to be enemies because of an old rivalry, but sadly for them..They share a best friend. As the book progresses you will see the best friend slowly making them closer and closer until the enemies slowly burns out of them and is replaced with a different kind of burning passion.

Don't Judge a Book by its Cover by raquel104

[UNDER EDITING] Meggie and her friends are average high school students, hanging out, studying oh-so-hard (note the sarcasm) and enjoying life... but what happens when their lives start to change for the better and the worse, starting with a few new friends and eventually, a secret that will destroy everything for one person...?

The Invisible Best Friends by Blackrose2027

Meet Alyssa Bent, she's a nerd. But not your typical one. She likes to read, but her world doesn't totally revolve around books. She's not shy nor does she stutter when someone tries to corner her. She can stand up to anyone provided it doesn't involve attention. Attention is the only thing that scares her, and like always, there's a reason behind it. Maintaining a balance of grades and producing comebacks with sarcasm dripping from each word isn't the only talent she possesses. Enter Aaron Pelt, the most popular boy at Gradient High. Girls fawn over him. Well, who wouldn't? He's the star soccer player, after all. With the looks no less than a model, he has no problem maintaining his status on the social ladder. He maintains a cool aura around him all the time. They both go to Gradient High, a school that is divided into two social groups: the popular ones and the nerds. The popular ones are the wealthy snobs and the nerds are the ones who practically are their slaves. At Gradient High, these two groups can never get along! Like Ever! But who knew that the most popular guy and the nerd would actually be best friends? That's right! Alyssa and Aaron have been best friends since their diaper days. But at school, they are forced not to acknowledge each other's presence because if they did, Aaron's reputation might suffer and Alyssa may be subjected to something she hates the most: attention. While Aaron may not know, the reason why Alyssa hates attention might be even more than she lets him believe. A reason that might even force her to throw away her future dream. So will Aaron be able to break through the walls and push her out even when he has the pressure of popularity and the school status weighing him down? Get ready to expect the unexpected. You might want to change your definition of clichè after reading...... #1 Humour- 08.01.16 (Cover by: -infinities) *NOT EDITED SO KINDLY BEAR WITH ME!

𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙥 𝙢𝙚 (completed) by youngcrackhead

i promise ima put this back out😂😂!! i been so busy w school, work & life itself. my bad y'all. 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙢 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙘𝙠, 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 started april 6th ended August 13th

The Best Kind of Betrayal by scout245

It's the first day of June's senior year and everything is already going wrong. Her first boyfriend and supposedly love of her life dumps her for someone else, her heart is broken and feels like it won't ever heal again and her best friend makes her join the most unnecessary club on earth to help her find new friends she most definitely does not need. Still. New chances are for new beginnings, right? Instead of falling into a deep dark pit of self pity (however tempting that may sound), all of this betrayal ends up leading her to the best friends she's ever had and the most exciting school year of her life. Oh - and a whole new fake boyfriend, to get some revenge on that idiot who dumped her. And who knows. Maybe even more.

Falling Fast by AbigailGranger

There are a few things that can make you feel as if you are living in an American high school drama - teachers complaining about the height of your skirt, your twin brother being the most popular and most sought-after boy at school, hurtful rumours that make you want to curl up and cry, punching the guy who cheated on your best friend, and falling for totally hot, totally sexy night-class professor because he's simply drool worthy and those rolled 'R's are the sexiest thing on the planet. Factor in crazy parties, Halloween costumes, fending off not-so-drunken make-out sessions, the school bad-boy, late-night snacks from McDonald's, revenge and a smart-ass dad, and the stage is set for my somewhat tragic social life. [Description seriously improved by a friend] [Cover by me] Complete

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𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙥 𝙢𝙚 (completed) cover

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Screaming and Fighting

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