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Fuck My Life

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One day lived a ugly prinsess.  She got sent away to the middle of the lake so no one can get to her thought the 5000 pound step mom . Every day the step Mom would shout as loud as possible " ugly twat, ugly twat  let down your greasy  hair now or no McDonald's for you "
What McDonald's you got first said the ugly prinsess 
Massive mac said step mom 
Yay my favourite  .



One day the princess asked her step mom if she could have BURGER KING . She said yes but it's quite a journey so it will be a couple of days to walk 3 miles to the village. Ok.  Don't have any parties while I'm gone and most in potantly stay away from boys because you will blind the with your UGLY face.


The next day a fat ,spotty ,creepy vampire prince came on his flying coffin . And like her step mom said she will blind the prince and she did . She scared him so much he fell of the window sledge in to thorns.SHIT ,the princess thought. The Prince said that's the 5 time
 it's happened this year .fuck my lifeAll Rights Reserved

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