gay and dead

So theres this gay girl right and also this werewolf but shes straight and so they go on this crazy adventure right and the gay girl is su[er gay and also a vampire right and and the adventure was they both fucked the same dude right even tho the one is gy and theyre like what the fuck thought u were gay and shes like the fuk me too and they go on a mission to find this guy to totally beat the shit out of him right and he turns out to be the one girls mate and also he HATES vamps right and the gay isa vamp which sucks for her i mean SUCKS haha didnt even see that lol so he totaly beats the shit out of the vamp instead f the girls beating the shit out of him which sucks again and also the one werewolf girl is like SO not cool so he rejects her and he SLITS HER THROAT RIGHT SO SHES /DEAD/ and then the gay is a witch vamp and resurrects her friend but her frind is now like frnkenstiend werewolf and indestructble and she jumps off a fucking cliff right bc she wants to die but cant die ever again and shes so so so depressed and the gay is like chill man why u wanna die and shes like i dont have amate any more and the gay is like ??? sucks to suck lol get it im vamp then the jerk face amte guy comes back right and hes all wtf thot u were dead and shes like nah and the gay is like this is an illluuussssiiiooon and thats like the whole sotry except way more elaborate okay lets do this